… my Fry’s VIP card. Panic stricken at the register, mind racing……I’m scratching my head over this one.
Dear VIP card,
I had you separated from all the other value cards to make you feel special. You were right there next to debit card, driver’s license, and library card. Was that not what you wanted? Did you miss your friends? I’m sorry about that, I wish you would have communicated your needs to me sooner.
I just checked my wallet again and CVS care card is not there either…. the pieces are coming together. You and CVS ran away together, I knew that little red number she always wears would win over you and your pinstriped self.
Both of you need to come back to me… I will give you a section all to yourselves to start a little discount family.
Awaiting your return,
p.s. I know I could just punch in my phone number… but I can’t remember the number I used… oops