Trying to rid the world of dueling denim…..

…and not very successfully I might add.

top searches… June 20, 2008

Filed under: Denim,Everyone's reatarded,Fashion,i'm retarded,Oh so funny — rmbutler @ 12:10 am

so I looked at the words people search to stumble across my blog and here is the list…

windextor 82
dane cook windextor 21
bear bryant 17
what to wear with yellow pants 15
dueling denim 15
yellow capris 13
bear bryant statue 10
yellow pants 10
glitter litter 9
a pair of yellow pants 7
what goes with yellow pants 6
dane cook clean 5
funny friends 5
is it okay to double denim 5
ryan karl 5
denim 4
fashion rules for wearing denim 4
what can you wear yellow pants 4
denim habits 4
dried up nailpolish 3
funny facebook pictures 3
“denim on denim” 3
funny facebook statues 3
trying new glasses 3
double denim 3
yellow pants match with? 3
“catch in the act” 3
jared leto hiccuping 2
duel denim 2
“different point of view restaurant” +pi 2
metal rhino sculpture 2
taper jeans 2
rocking point mexico 2
funny art 2
nicest thing ever said to me 2
reatarded people 2
“save us from our cubes” 2
6 weird things about yourself 2
mike rickard 2
why do clouds show up over pictures on f 2
i can’t wear contacts anymore 2
denim looking cake 2
higher prescription contacts glasses blo 2
funny pics about denim myspace 2
“i love dane cook” 2
style how to wear yellow pants 2
wearing 2 denims 2
rebecca b 2
putt cat dolls 2
challenge thee to a duel

So when did i blog about jared leto hiccuping?  or putt cat dolls?

Also…. I hope those people who looked up yellow pants or denim on denim really learned something and took valuable fashion information away from my blog and refrained from wearing dueling denims. ūüôā


Text messages… November 3, 2007

Filed under: Friends,Oh so funny,Scottsdale — rmbutler @ 12:30 pm

Here is a summary of some of the text messages I sent to Leah last night.

“I hate these ‘cool’ bars more than I hate someone telling me their latte needs more foam…that would be a cappuccino.”

“Here’s the visual…go-go dancers…laser lights…techno…whores…douche bags…10 dollar beers.”

“I am going to need to wash the taste of desperation out of my mouth after breathing the air in there.”

…can you tell I hate the bar I went to? the only reason I went is my friend Derek was there, he lives in England right now and I haven’t seen him in 2 years.¬† He agreed to pay¬†the 30 dollar cover charge (Paul Oakenfold was there) because I is BROKE…


I challenge thee to a duel! March 27, 2007

Filed under: Denim,Everyone's reatarded,i'm retarded,Oh so funny — rmbutler @ 12:27 pm

I decided since my website is called dueling denim that I should feature pictures sent to me by you lovely people out there of folks you catch in the act. I got the idea when I was going down the escalator at the mall and the man in front of me was sporting some dueling denim (I’m kicking myself for not whipping out the camera phone and snapping a few shots), coupled with a picture sent to me by Meg .

So spread the word my dear fellow 2kbloggers !!!!

Just send me an email with the picture and any funny information you would like to add to make the picture even better.


My friends love statues too. March 23, 2007

Filed under: Art,Everyone's reatarded,Friends,Oh so funny — rmbutler @ 3:40 pm

While looking through Leah’s pictures on facebook I came across this!
Leah and Bear

¬†It’s a picture of her with a¬†Bear Bryant statue, and it’s totally not what it looks like, but it’s funny to THINK about what it looks like.¬† ūüėȬ† She’s also a good sport about letting me use it.


Dane Cook is windextor and he will clean your soul

Filed under: Oh so funny,TV — rmbutler @ 2:57 pm

Last night while I was cruising through the channels I saw that Dane Cook’s Vicious Circle was on HBO.¬† I LOVE Dane Cook, I would have Dane Cook babies if I could.
I was laughing through the entire show.¬† This clip was so funny to me and I couldn’t help but share the laughter.¬† Don’t watch if you are offended by dirty words and are allergic to laughing.

Dane Cook Vicious Circle (pt. 1 of ?)


Realization March 20, 2007

Filed under: Hope,i'm retarded,Mesa,Oh so funny,Scottsdale — rmbutler @ 11:40 am

While I was organizing my picture folder, I came to the realization that I like to pose with, around, or on things. Not like a normal person, who just stands there, I like to get interactive.
Case in point….

The putt putt monster did not have a chance.

Apparently sheep like to play putt putt too.

Sheep make excellent transportation

Cactus Licker?

Oh no she didn’t…. oh yes I did.

I do not discriminate, I will pose by anything.

My famous Rhino pic.

There is a scorpion sculpture down the street i’m dying to pose with.


Rhino February 23, 2007

Filed under: i'm retarded,Mesa,Oh so funny,Phoenix,Pictures,work — rmbutler @ 9:47 am

I walk past this Rhino charging sculpture almost every day and love it to pieces.¬† I have always thought to myself… Now that would make a funny picture if I pretended like it was chasing me.¬† Well my dream came true. Yesterday while Yasmina and I were walking to lunch I made her take a picture of me by the rhino.¬† It’s ¬†not very believable since i’m in my work clothes, it’s on the corner of Main street, and the rhino is made of metal….but this is still going down¬†as one of my favorite pictures of me.¬†

 Rhino attack